Valentine's day gift

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl neckl... Read more »

Good father

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice." Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl i... Read more »

Gifts for mother

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The firs... Read more »

Underdog

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Women vs men

Women are adorable and men are admirable. Men commit actions; women commit gestures. Woman strives for loveliness, man for dignity. B... Read more »

Love Vitamin

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A matter of punctuation

An English professior wrote the words, “Woman withour her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it cor... Read more »

Beggar

Why do you beg?” “The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink).” “Why do you drink?” “To give me the courage to beg”. Read more »

He drew it all himself

Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack? Jack: Nobody, sir. Teacher: Didn’t your brother help you? Jack: No, sir. He drew it al... Read more »

Coconut vitamin

Mike was not well. He was tired all the time, and his head often hurt. “Go to doctor”, his wife said. Mike did not like visiting the doc... Read more »

Too short for me…

In the Spring fair, a 4 year old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said: “If you don’t want to get... Read more »

Battle in bed

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Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said. “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy,... Read more »

Elevator

A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could ... Read more »

Look at her nose

Look at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds, then look at the wall. Blink a bit Read more »

Orangutans or gorillas

You can be born with a small mouth, but also with a big mouth. I have never seen such a big mouth. It fits a whole canned soft drink Read more »

Stupid ???

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, sta... Read more »

You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter brought out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger st... Read more »

Strength vs. Intelligence

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of makin... Read more »