Women vs men

• Women are adorable and men are admirable.
• Men commit actions; women commit gestures.
• Woman strives for loveliness, man for dignity.
• Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.
• Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
• Men grin and bear it; women grin and wear it.
• Man hates with his mind and body, woman with her heart and soul.
• A boy expands into a man; a girl contracts into a woman.
• Men are worried about how many years they have left, women how many they have had.
• A man likes you for what he thinks you are; a woman for what you think she is.
• Men dislike women who don't understand them, and women dislike men who do.
• Men work; women shop.
• A man has only one aim in life. A woman has three, all contradictory.
• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
• She gets her living by getting a husband. He gets his wife by getting a living.
• A man at his desk in a room with a closed door is a man at work. A woman at a desk in any room is available.
• Men say knowledge is power; women think dress is power.
• Men want to be the kind of persons that people look up to. Girls want to be the kind that people look around at.
• Smart men are smarter than they look; smart women look smarter than they are.
• With a man, a lie is a last resort; with women, it's First Aid.
• Man's conclusions are reached by toil. Woman arrives at the same by sympathy.
• Man says what he knows, woman what she pleases.
• When a man dies, the last thing that moves is his heart, in a woman her tongue.
• Mouth: in man, the gateway to the soul, in woman, the outlet of the heart.